Via Explosm.net comes this important lesson about vaginas and magic.
She’s probably freaked out now, but he just saved himself a whole lot of trouble down the line. Nothing can ruin a sexy moment faster than a bunny rabbit mistaking your penis for a carrot during intercourse. Trust me.
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