When sexy dances go wrong

I always enjoy when girls try to do a sexy dance on a bar when drunk, if only because it’s never quite as sexy as Coyote Ugly would have led you to believe. Here’s further proof.

I feel like the types of girls seriously injuring themselves in viral videos is generally the less-attractive type, so I’m glad to see equal representation for the hotties out there. They’re standing up and saying, “Yes, we too can look like complete assholes on widely disseminated videos.” It’s almost heroic. Well, assuming you have really bad heroes, like your uncle with the wandering fingers or Abraham Lincoln. Yeah we get it, stovepipe hats are so cool. Why don’t you rub our faces in it a little more? Dick.

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