Where do Gremlins come from?

Via the aptly named CrookedGremlins comes this comic about where Gremlins really come from.

2009 05 24 the horrifying truth 540x390 Where do Gremlins come from?

Man, who knew Gremlins procreate the same way that I avoid procreating. Because man, nothing will make a chick get rid of an unwanted child faster than my penchant for slapping a load in my hand and throwing it in her face like she’s a comedian in a 1920s silent comedy getting a pie mashed in her face. Needless to say, there aren’t a great deal of repeat visitors to the Temple of Soulful Jizm and Surprises, which is great branding for my bedroom but perhaps a bit too honest.



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