Where do Gremlins come from?
Via the aptly named CrookedGremlins comes this comic about where Gremlins really come from.

Man, who knew Gremlins procreate the same way that I avoid procreating. Because man, nothing will make a chick get rid of an unwanted child faster than my penchant for slapping a load in my hand and throwing it in her face like she’s a comedian in a 1920s silent comedy getting a pie mashed in her face. Needless to say, there aren’t a great deal of repeat visitors to the Temple of Soulful Jizm and Surprises, which is great branding for my bedroom but perhaps a bit too honest.

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