Who the hell is Melissa Sagemiller?

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 26th, 2008 at 8:30 am

Melissa Sagemiller’s dad played for the New York Giants and Washington Redskins, but after an exhaustive 30-second search I couldn’t figure out who her dad was. Anyhoo, I stumbled across Miss Sagemiller at some crap called the H.E.L.P. Malawi Foundation Launch in 2007 and thought she was rather attractive so here you go…

Melissa Sagemiller Who the hell is Melissa Sagemiller?

She’s been acting and modeling since she was three years-old and was discovered in a jewelry shop by modeling guru Eileen Ford at the age of 14. Why can’t I be discovered in a jewelry shop? What do you mean, pawn shops don’t count as jewelry shops? They sell jewelry!

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.