Why is T-rex so sad?
No clue what the source is on this, but I love it.

I don’t nearly see enough dinosaurs jerking off on the Internet. In fact, this probably could have been a whole episode of that old ABC show Dinosaurs. Just Robbie beating off to, I don’t know, some stegosaurus with big…stegs..and getting caught by the dad and then they have to have a talk and Robbie realizes that he doesn’t have to masturbate all the time just because he can do it now. This may very well have changed the entire course of my ejaculatory history as I was coming of age.

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