Why is T-rex so sad?

Posted by Chris Spags on May 7th, 2009 at 10:03 am

No clue what the source is on this, but I love it.

I don’t nearly see enough dinosaurs jerking off on the Internet. In fact, this probably could have been a whole episode of that old ABC show Dinosaurs. Just Robbie beating off to, I don’t know, some stegosaurus with big…stegs..and getting caught by the dad and then they have to have a talk and Robbie realizes that he doesn’t have to masturbate all the time just because he can do it now. This may very well have changed the entire course of my ejaculatory history as I was coming of age.

--- Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now:

Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.