Will Ferrell sings about a bat fight

As you may know by now, it’s one of my goals to bring things to you before you see them everywhere else on the Internet so I can say stuff like, “Yeah…saw ittttt *yawn” like a trendy little hipster. I’m kind of “meh” on Will Ferrell lately but this video, filmed with Craig Robinson on the set of HBO’s East Bound and Down, certainly amused me (stick with it until the end).

I can honestly say I’ve never been in a situation where I’ve seen a minority with a bat and gone, “Oh, this is going to turn out well.” This is why I’ve been barred from most Major League Baseball stadiums. That and my penchant for inserting my penis in hot dog buns and hoping someone decides to deep throat the hot dog whole like a duck or a well-liked gay porn star. Which tend to be the only groups of people who fall for my clever tricks. Those who win at life are the ones who take risks.

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