Woman crushes watermelon with boobs

Women are good for lots of things (put change in your lady friend’s vagina…bam! No jingling pockets!) but who knew that smashing fruit like a busty Gallagher fell under that umbrella?

Boobs, what can’t you do? Well, other than provide women with the ability to drive well or not buy shoes every week or make equal salary. But other than those, the possibilities are endless.

For the record, it’s probably a bit unfair to subject your wife to something like this since she doesn’t have boobs the size and volume of a cheap bowling bowl like the woman in the video, but still. The only way to achieve the unthinkable is by pushing yourself. Also it’d be pretty awesome to have your wife’s boobs be able to turn all your trash into compact cubes like Wall-E.

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