Woman fakes cancer to get breast implants
Chris Spags It’s hard being a woman. Not because of any biases or whatever but because the price of looking hot can be expensive. Faking cancer expensive.
A SINGLE mum who faked cancer to get money for plastic surgery says she has received death threats, been run out of town and had to change her appearance, the Herald Sun reports.
Jaimi Lyn Carlin, 30, received a suspended jail term after telling a man she met on the internet she was receiving chemotherapy for ovarian cancer and needed money for a life-saving diabetes operation.
The man gave her $18,000, but Carlin used the cash for breast enhancement surgery and liposuction.
She also demanded $50,000 from the married man, who allegedly wanted a sexual relationship, and threatened to talk to his wife and children if he did not pay up.
On the plus side she has an 8 year-old daughter, so that girl will be well-prepared for life as a woman. Why do work or save your own money when you can just have guys pay for stuff by implying that you may blow them at some point down the line? Sure you could get an education or a work ethic or whatever, but thinking is hard while pretending that you like loads on your face is easy.
Extortion is a crime, and I’d assume lying about an illness to get money from someone is too. But you know what else should be a crime? Conning some guy online out of money for new boobs and liposuction and not giving him a spin on your new body. It’s just unethical. Though I guess that’s what you get for getting involved with a woman online who claims to have cancer. You might as well go down to the Island of Misfit Toys and f Hermey the Elf. At least his wig won’t fall off halfway through.
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