Woman sniffs husband's penis, gets beaten

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Typically, domestic violence doesn’t make for the best comedy. But when it involves penis sniffing, it takes on a bit of a slapstick turn.

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Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.

The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.

The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom “to display his penis to her so that she can smell it,” the report states.

She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.

As she went to sniff her husband’s penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

This is just a silly story. I mean, not in a lighthearted fun way, but there’s just some serious mistakes made by the parties involved. The way to handle this is to ALWAYS sniff your partner’s genitals, nice and slow. This way, when you suspect them of cheating, it won’t be out of the ordinary that you’re sniffing their crotch like a basset hound. And you can detect all sorts of wonderful flavors stewing about in that cesspool that is your loved one’s crotch. It’s called foresight, people.

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