Woman versus lawnmower in a fight to the death

Technology can be so frustrating sometimes. Fortunately, you can always just smash it up and it can’t do a damn thing to you. Unless you’ve got a sentient robot, in which case, you probably should have thought that through a bit more.

This video taught me a cold, sad lesson. I had always thought that living in suburbia would be nothing but fun and class. But it turns out that suburban life has more monsters than the velociraptor that Teri Hatcher plays on Desperate Housewives (oh, she always looks like that now? Yikes). But clearly this poor woman was under attack from that sadistic lawn mower. Who knows what it was planning? Perhaps beheading her family members one by one? Or maybe calling the woman’s house and breathing heavily into the phone but not saying anything? It’s easy to judge this woman, but it’s quite possible that she was doing what she could to keep her family alive. Or the weeds have finally taken a human host. Either way, I think we can all agree that nobody likes crab grass.

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