Woman won't kiss anyone until marriage

Generally speaking, as Dave Chappelle once noted, women have devalued the power of their cooches. But this chick who won’t kiss a man until marriage probably a bit too much.

When one Washington bride-to-be ties the knot this summer it will will be her first day sharing her life and her kiss.

Rachel Welch, 21, says she decided at the age of 14 that she wasn’t going to kiss any guy until she was married, according to a report on WPTV.com..

She and Todd Ritter, her fiance who she met through their church youth group two years ago, show their affection by rubbing noses and giving hugs.

The couple got engaged last December and plan to wed in July.

If a woman had said that she wouldn’t kiss me until marriage, I’d probably think she was out of her f’ing mind. Women seriously have no sense of value. Like a lot of women save anal sex for marriage. Really? You’ll allow men to ejaculate all over the place on your body THAT GENERATES LIFE but then the special ones get to stick their penis inside the place that’s basically your body’s garbage dump. Oh what a treat.

Maybe it’s just that this guy has really bad breath. I don’t see any other reason why she won’t kiss him, but seems totally willing to give rimjobs.

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