Woman bites pit bull, saves her dog

What lengths would you go to save your dog? If you’re some slut who I don’t know in Minneapolis, you might bite the pit bull biting your dog.

Amy Rice feared for her dog’s life when a pit bull jumped over a fence into her yard and attacked her pooch. So she took matters into her own mouth.

Rice says she bit the pit bull on the nose Friday after trying to pull the dog’s jaws off her Labrador retriever, Ella. The dog had jumped a fence to get into Rice’s northeast Minneapolis yard, and Rice says she feared the pit bull would kill Ella.

“I didn’t plan it, that’s what happened. I broke the skin and had pit bull blood in my mouth,” said Rice, 38. “I knew what happened, and I knew that it wasn’t good.”

The pit bull was quarantined Wednesday by Minneapolis Animal Control officers while rabies tests are being completed. Rice’s doctor will determine whether she needs shots for rabies.

“I was sure that my dog was dying in my arms; it was horrible,” Rice said.

She says the pit bull was attacking her dog, but I’m thinking this is a convenient way to get yourself a sweet dose of pit bull blood. Who hasn’t walked by a pit bull and thought “Oh man, I want to suck the life essence out of that little bastard”? Answer: No one. Pretty funny though that the pit bull is getting tested for rabies because Ann Rice bit it.

I dunno that I’d go biting dogs under any circumstance though. I’d rather my dog stop being a bitch and fight back. I guess I’d jerk off the pit bull if that meant it’d leave my dog alone though. That’s still a pretty big sacrifice on my part and would achieve the same effect. I’m not sure how the pit bull and I would come to terms though. And that’s why America needs to have just one language; there’s just too much of a disconnect.

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