Women have oral sex contest, law hassles them

Nothing sucks more than The Man hassling ladies having fun on vacation. For example, when six women want to have a dick sucking competition and get arrested for prostitution.

Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday.

Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece, police said.

The women, who came to the popular resort on holiday, had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, police said.

The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior.

That’s kind of a vague charge. When are men NOT encouraging obscene behavior? Whether it’s with beads or a subtle grab of my genitals, I’m pretty sure I’ve encouraged obscene behavior in basically every place I’ve ever been at any time.

This kind of seems crapty though. I mean yes, it’s utterly scummy. But illegal? Consenting adults doing something without money exchanged? If chicks want to compete to see who gives the best BJ, I’m not going to marry them, but I’m not going to say they don’t have the right. And the men were just innocent pawns! This stinks all around, I say.

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