Women be vacuumin'

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Some trashy poor women fought because one was vacuuming while the other slept. Exciting.

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Two Lincoln women got into a fight over vacuuming, and now one is in jail.

Police said Nicole Carper, 28, is charged with strangulation, domestic assault and child neglect.

Officers said that at about 10 p.m. Tuesday, Carper and her girlfriend, Rebecca Chilton, got into an argument because Chilton was vacuuming while Carper was sleeping. Police said Carper choked Chilton and hit her in the back of the head about 20 times.

Chilton’s 9-year-old son witnessed the entire event and her 4-year-old daughter was awakened by the incident, police said.

It’s funny because usually all the violence in my home was because my mom wasn’t vacuuming. That’s what I used to call “Daddy’s Fisty Time”. Which was different from when he fisted my mom. That was “Daddy’s Happy Fisty Time”. I wasn’t very creative as a child.

Thanks to incandescent reader Joey Joe Joe for the tip.

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