Women's breasts used to commit crime

Just when you thought women couldn’t get more deadly comes this piece of news from Uganda; a new trend is women rubbing chloroform on their ample bosoms to knock men out and steal all their belongings. Sexy and devious!

Uganda’s police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.

“They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state,” Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga told AFP.

“You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him,” he said. “And the victim doesn’t remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing.”

Enanga, who explained that several types of heavy sedatives had been used, said he first came across the practice last year when an apprehended thief named Juliana Mukasa made a clean breast of the matter.

“She is a very dangerous lady,” the official said.

While it’s certainly true that Mufasa is dangerous (especially considering how she went from a noble cartoon lion to a life of breast-related crime), just about any woman is dangerous with or without chloroform. If she weren’t so lazy, she’d have just jerked him off or something to get rid of his load then, as he laid there paralyzed, just robbed him blind. Ooh or jerked him off with chloroform, that’d work too! Or maybe she could have put wax in her mouth and then sucked him off with a chloroform mint in her mouth. Really this just confirms what I already knew: I’d be the best sexy female criminal in the history of the world.

[See more of the breasts pictured above, belonging to Danielle Lloyd, here. Story source here]

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