Words cannot legally express what I think of these pics

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Hey, so Miley Cyrus is a gal getting out of school for the summer. So let’s celebrate her successes on her latest trip!

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I get that Miley Cyrus should be entitled to her privacy and that, hey, it’s cool for girls to wear what they want. But at the same time, what I do in my home as a result of that should also be totally allowed. No matter how sticky nor how many stuffed Hannah Montana dolls it takes.

But I guess that doesn’t really matter. Granted, I don’t know much about fancy consensual sex laws, but I’m pretty sure that the rules are that if she looks like she’s of legal age and is wearing less fabric on her body than there is in a dollhouse’s window treatments, it’s fair game. I think this was established in the case of the State of New York v. That Guy With the Creepy Mustache.

Note: If the first image below doesn’t make you reconsider your stance on US statutory rape laws, well, I’m not sure I could ever persuade you.

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