Working at Target

Posted by Chris Spags on July 28th, 2009 at 10:28 am

Via Pictures for Sad Children comes this comic about the efforts of the workers at Target.

I’m not sure if I ever told this story on here, but I once committed a heinous robbery at Sesame Place, the Sesame Street-themed amusement park. I stormed into the the merchandise store guns ablazing and stole the most priceless object I could find in the form of an Oscar the Grouch pocket pencil sharpener. I was the baddest 3 year-old gangster you’ve ever seen. Other than the part where I cried when I got back to the hotel room with my parents because I stole something and thought I was going to go to Hell. Man have my standards for eternal damnation changed since then.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.