Worst. Burglar. Ever.

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 18th, 2008 at 10:30 am

I really hope that his guy was piss drunk and just looking for a night cap. Why else would you break into a restaurant, calmly walk around with the alarm sounding and then only leave with two bottles of booze. THAT’S JUST CALLED ‘SATURDAY’ FOR ME.

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