Worst rapper ever

Posted by Chris Spags on October 5th, 2009 at 9:39 am

Generally speaking, there are certain things white people are good at…running companies, politics, mayonnaise sandwiches. But rap tends to not be one of them. For every Eminem or Asher Roth, there’s this guy. Meet Boostalk the white rapper.

I’m assuming you probably quickly browsed away to buy his album, but I’ll prattle on anyway. The problem with being a rapper is that people expect certain things from you. Like backflipping dancers and big booties hoes and, perhaps less importantly, words that both rhyme and make sense. It’s like being a poet, only with a slightly lower chance of gunfire. What can I say, Pablo Neruda fans are a very passionate people.

Anyway, good luck to Boostalk. I may have heard better raps coming out of people having seizures speaking in tongues (the beats left something to be desired), but I admire his courage in chasing his ill-advised dream.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.