WORST USE OF SPANDEX EVER

Posted by A. Isaac on June 19th, 2008 at 11:15 am

White Men Can’t Jump was released in 1992. I mean, I was 12 and yeah, I tightrolled my pants like every other 6th grade ahole out there.

But you know what, I am pretty sure my fashion faux pas never included this…

What the f is this? Not only is he wearing purple spandex, but he’s wearing a half shirt. I can’t even dress myself correctly, nor do I even buy my own clothes and I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt, I would never go out in public like that.

Hell, I probably wouldn’t even walk around the house with that on.

To top it off, he was at best, an extra in this movie. So the most this dude pulled was like 100 bucks. Let’s all hope he bought himself some new clothes.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.