WTF? Extreme bullfighting?

Posted by Chris Spags on December 5th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

Bullfighting is pretty awesome. But bullfighting that has gymnasts leaping over the charging bulls…well, that’s obviously even more awesome.

If there were one sport in need of an “extreme” sexing up, it’s the tame, dull world of bullfighting. “Oh wow, a 3000 pound bull is running at me and all I have is my shield and fancy outfit…big whoop.” Yawn. Let’s get some lithe dudes jumping over the bull and some chicks in bikinis breathing fire and some midgets on pogosticks! If they get the bull to do a flamenco dance right before he gets stabbed right in his stupid bull heart for having the audacity to get captured and forced into combat for the entertainment of bored Spaniards, I’m all in!

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.