Yay Christianity! Boo Hinduism!

Christian people love telling everyone else that they should be Christian too. So some teenage white girl and her equally white friend took it to the streets to convert their Indian pal to the flock.

Okay so this video is popular all over the place…are we all just going to ignore the fact that it’s obviously fake? I have no doubt that people like this exist…bigotry, especially with religion, runs deep in stupid people…but the opening alone was the most poorly acted farce ever.

Plus why would anyone possibly convert from Hinduism to Christianity? Jesus Christ found himself strapped to a cross and gave his life for the sins of all Christians…you know what they did to Vishnu? Nothing. You know why? Because Vishnu has like 8 f’ing arms. You couldn’t even try to crucify someone with 8 arms. There’d still be 6 of them dangling around on the cross. Even if it worked, that’d just look silly. It’s hardly a successful brutalization when someone can still do a crossword puzzle and make eggs while they’re being tortured.

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