Yeah, Keira Knightley is hot alright

Posted by Chris Spags on October 21st, 2008 at 8:30 am

Hot in the same sense that a scalding iron shoved in your anus would be, I presume.

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There are some hot chicks that you just don’t get the appeal of and Keira Knightley is that one for me. She’s like a less pretty, less cool, less interesting, less talented Natalie Portman. And just when you think you couldn’t possibly have any more positives thrown her way, then you can see Keira Knightley’s lovely British teeth and how they look like they belong on a recently unearthed sabretooth tiger and kapow, that’s magazine cover quality. So long as the magazine is Things I Wouldn’t Fuck Quarterly. It comes with a free leather football with every year subscription!

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.