Yet another reason why black people should avoid time machines

One of my favorite comedians Louis CK has a bit about how being white is awesome because you could hop in a time machine and go to any time while black people don’t have that luxury. Here’s further proof as to why, from a 1910 issue of the NY Times.

Man that’s a crapty way for anybody to go. For both the black guy and the dog, that’s practically a Final Destination-type ending to your life. You could only imagine that dog was like, “Whew, I’ve escaped death. Hope a Negro doesn’t fall on me (*note: he’s a 1910 dog so please excuse his racism)” and then POW! Falling Negro. Life sure is funny, eh pooch?

We’ve come along way though if you think about it. Just 100 years ago, black guys were the second item in a headline about a tragedy behind a FING COW and now black people are an important part of our society, even being the leader of the free world. So I guess what I’m saying is HOW YOU LIKE THAT SHIT COW? HUH? NOT SO BIG AND BAD NOW, ARE YOU?

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