YOU STAY CLASSY, UM

A. Isaac Senior Editor

dantonio 1 YOU STAY CLASSY, UM

I’ve heard of pink visiting locker rooms, I’ve heard of turning off the air-condition for the visiting team….I’ve even heard of pumping in loud music before the game so teams can’t discuss strategy….

But when you take away my hot water, now, now we got a problem. After UMs loss to MSU, someone conveniently turned off the hot water heater in MSUs locker room.

With Michigan Stadium undergoing massive renovations, someone must have removed the hot-water heater from the visitors’ locker room.

“You have a win like that and the poor kids had to take a cold shower,” MSU defensive coordinator Pat Narduzzi said. “There was no hot water. There was some in the sink when I went to brush my teeth. I should have taken a bath in there. I felt bad for the kids.”

I love how it mentions “someone”. That someone was probably Michigan QB Steven Threet, who wanted to make some kind of positive contribution on Saturday. I’m guessing he was a tad bitter about those three Spartan defenders who got in the way of some of his extremely accurate throws.

Just a guess though…

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