Your definitive Sarah Palin video

Posted by Chris Spags on November 3rd, 2008 at 11:55 am

We’re coming down to the wire here in the US with our Presidential election so here’s a reminder of what you can vote for tomorrow.

I think it’s so cute how she tries to be smart and poignant. It’s like watching a dog chase its tail. Or a retarded kid trying to not eat the soap. Yeah, you’d like to think it’ll succeed, but odds are it’ll end up just dizzy and vomiting on the floor. And who has to clean that up? America. That’s right America, if people vote a certain way tomorrow, you’ll be cleaning up a retard’s soap puke. Just think about it.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.