Your DNA sucks

Posted by Chris Spags on May 13th, 2009 at 10:10 am

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is one of the leaders in merging important lessons of biology with illustrations. Here’s all you need to know about DNA.

DNA is tricky. Did you know they could potentially clone you if you leave your jizm or blood in a frozen state? Can you even comprehend what that means to society let alone what that’s going to do to my burgeoning Jizm, Blood, and Banana smoothie business? Why does science never consult me before I launch my crazy and delicious get-rich-quick schemes?

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.