Your product is poorly named, sir

Sometimes people don’t entirely think through the product they’re trying to sell. For example, this product’s name might confuse some people.

I can’t see how a parent would buy this for a child and think it’s a good idea. Your job is to keep your children out of child predator hands, not bring those hands into your home. Unless you’re Woody Allen I guess.

I wouldn’t buy these either for any reason, in spite of my complete flagrant disregard for social responsibility. I’ve, sadly, been given child predator hands for free since birth. On the plus side, I have many Hannah Montana DVDs to give away!

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