"Your wife's a whore, you're fired."

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Note to everyone out there who has a girlfriend who takes dicks on camera for money (off camera for free is a private concern): Be careful because you may lose the respect of your peers and possibly your job.

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Scott Janke has been the town manager of Fort Myers Beach, FL, since March of 2008. That is, he was the town manager until an emergency meeting on Tuesday, July 21, at which he was summarily fired ‘without cause.’ The reason for the firing: Mr. Janke’s wife performs in adult films under the name Jazella Moore. Mayor Larry Kiker, who convened the emergency meeting, has said publicly that neither Mr. Janke nor his wife has done anything wrong or illegal. “If you look at it, the man didn’t do anything illegal,” said Kiker. “But it’s obvious what the issue is.” Could the issue be narrowmindedness? Prudishness? Or is it just good old-fashioned sanctimoniousness?

It seems that an article published on the Adult Industry News website ‘outed’ the porn star Jazella Moore as Anabela Mota Janke, the wife of Scott Janke. After receiving several media inquiries, the mayor decided to call a city council meeting. Mr. Janke was not present, but the city attorney was. The council voted 5-0 to terminate Janke’s contract, which contains a clause allowing the council to fire him without cause. Mr. Janke will receive a severance package that includes six month’s salary ($50,000) plus health benefits. Mayor Kiker made it clear that the termination had nothing to do with Janke’s performance. ‘”What we’re reacting to is the situation that the issue puts the town in, how effectively can we govern,” Kiker said. “We don’t need any distractions.” However, city council member Bob Raymond said, “In these types of jobs, trust is a very important thing. If you lose that, you’re losing a big thing.”

Well, on the plus side for the Janke family in contrast with that last quote, the wife has been gaining many big things in various holes so it pretty much evens out.

So what if a guy’s wife does porn though? I mean yeah, it’s kind of gross. And sure, it doesn’t necessarily reflect well upon the town to outsiders. But I’m sure they’re good people and that their sexual outlandishness is no worse than some of the deviancy from others in the town. Plus if they ever have a bake sale, “Jazella” can just use her vagina as a storage container for the Ho-Ho’s since many a creme-filled black thing has previously sought refuge in there.

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