You're a bad man, Chris Brown

Via Mad Magazine comes this Charlie Brown parody featuring Chris Brown and it may very well be my favorite Comic of the Day ever. What can I say? I’m a huge fan of domestic violence played for comedic effect.

I’m getting kind of tired of the Chris Brown/Rihanna story. It’s just so obnoxious how I have to hear about every facet of their lives in the follow-up to him punching her in the face a bunch of times. Like I don’t care if Rihanna went shopping and didn’t wear sunglasses and what bearing that has on her taking Chris Brown back. If I could just get updates every time he beats her and bites her, that’d probably be enough. Even still, he’d probably have to top his last assault to make me interested in the next one. I’m not saying kill her, because that’s too extreme, but maybe take it to absurdist lengths. Like tying her to train tracks while twirling a handlebar mustache and going “Bwa ha ha.” Think outside the box.

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