Youth minister stops boy from having sex by having sex with him

Employers always encourage you to “get creative” with your job. But then you do and it’s like, “Whoa buddy, where’d your pants go?” Maybe you should have been more specific. And here’s a perfect example of that…a female youth minister who ended up boning a 15 year-old whom she was teaching to avoid premarital sex.

A youth minister at a Stafford County church was indicted yesterday on charges that she had sexual relations with a 15-year-old boy.

Jennifer Michelle Brennan, 36, of Spotsylvania was charged by a Stafford grand jury with 10 counts of taking indecent liberties with a child and 10 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

According to court records and sources, Brennan met the boy through her position as youth minister at Saint Matthias United Methodist Church in Stafford. The boy’s mother said that among other things, Brennan counseled her son and his girlfriend against premarital sex.

Sources said the boy eventually told his girlfriend what was going on and the allegations eventually were presented to Stafford authorities. Detective Tom Leonard is investigating.

“She is a predator and she preyed on my son,” the boy’s mother said. “I just hope she didn’t prey on anybody else’s son.”

Wait, so the kid eventually told his girlfriend? I hope that discussion was along the lines of, “Smell my finger!” or “Yeah, she’s doing what you won’t, you tease,” and not a sobbing confession of guilt. Because if it’s the latter, so help me, I will find this kid and hang him from a locker by his underwear. It would be pretty much impossible to make this male fantasy any worse without revealing your Spiderman underoos, crapping yourself, and calling your mommy to ask for permission to sleep over.

[Fredricksburg.com]

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