Zombies

Don’t know the source of this one so if it’s a site you know, please leave it in the comments. It’s a comic about zombies today. Because zombies are people too. Decomposed people, but people nonetheless.

People say zombies can be trained (and by people, I mean one of the Resident Evil movies) but I don’t buy it. I’m not a zombie, but when I’m hungry, I’ll occasionally pounce on the nearest person and start biting their head. I usually just kind of hurt my teeth because that stupid skull is in the way. I don’t know how zombies do it. I’d imagine they’d need something like you use to crack open a lobster, but they don’t have the dexterity to manage something like that and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen them carrying one around. Those zombies…they’re up to something.

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