Bacardi’s factory tour reminds me of a great set of hips

I’m currently touring the Bacardi Factory in San Juan. I’ve had more than enough rum in my day that it’s about time I see where most of it came from. From their advertising I would guess it’s distilled by bats, but I’m going to guess that’s incorrect. I’m especially interested to try the new aged, spiced rum, Bacardi Oakheart. It will take a very impressive performance to pass Private Stock, or pirate juice as I call it, as my favorite of the Bacardi family.

Just because you aren’t on the tour with me doesn’t mean you shouldn’t get a taste of the islands as well. I thought I’d remind you of one of the best mainstream alcohol commercials to ever hit the airwaves. I think this woman’s ass/hips probably sold more rum than anyone since Captain Morgan himself.

UPDATE: I wrote this assuming that I was going to be touring the factory, but I ended up visiting Old Harbor Brewery, the only microbrewery on the island, instead. That’s what I get for writing posts in advance of my vacation.

In case you aren’t big on dancing, I have one more for you. Vinnie Jones seems to be everywhere these days, it seemed only appropriate to remind you of his work with Bacardi. Unfortunately he lost the gig when he put a guy’s head through a window. Somehow that end result doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.

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