In the battle of gun vs teeth, gun often wins

Posted by Shawn Norris on June 7th, 2010 at 11:49 am

Here is a smart young gentleman who knocks out both of his front teeth on the butt of a gun after he tries to look cool for the camera. This looks like it probably hurt a lot.

Yeah, he’s right though. He doesn’t need those front teeth. There have been a lot of people that have famously lived part of their lives missing their front teeth. They lived perfectly normal, perfectly sexy lives.

clarke In the battle of gun vs teeth, gun often wins

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On second thought, things aren’t looking good, guy. Maybe it’s time to pick up the ol’ Chiclets and go see a dentist. And maybe change your shirt before you go, as it’s probably difficult to buy or say class wearing a shirt like that…well, it’s probably gonna be difficult for you to say anything for the foreseeable future.

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Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.