VIDEO: The epic battles, many ways to die, collection of headless women, & fecal frenzy ass assassinations of ‘Skyrim’

Is Elder Scrolls V the most popular game out there? Has to be, given the pure amount of wacky YouTube clips related to the subject alone. Though seriously, it’s the one game that EVERYONE can’t stop obsessing about.

Let’s start things nice and pedestrian like: here’s a guy who was able to modify the game by turning off the AI, loaded the playing field with a ton of characters, and then turned the AI back on. The result is everyone beating the crap out of each other, with the camera simply pulled back and left rolling. It’s basically medieval Sims, though you can actually understand what the hell they’re saying…

Kotaku has a bunch of clips from the same guy. It’s a fun little distraction, for sure. Though you might also notice them mentioning another mod in which some other guy filled with the skies with about 50 dragons. Well, here’s that video as well…

And here’s another in which someone’s made his character small. Like REALLY small…

Next we have all the ways one can die in the land of Skyrim. 100 to be exact. It’s almost 15 minutes long, and I guarantee that you won’t be able to stop once you start. My fave include numbers 4, 7, 14, 19, 32, 35, 41, 46, 47, 92…

Now, a popular thing to do in Skyrim is collect stuff. Lots of stuff, to the point that many gamers are now bragging about how much stuff they have, mostly to flex their gaming rigs. Here’s an example in motion…

But here’s a guy who likes to collect the headless bodies of women, and then have them pose in various manners. And yeah, it’s about as creepy as it sounds….

As the above demonstrates, there’s cause for concern among some that the game might be used to entertain those with deviant tendencies. Not just with killing women, but kissing me, as ChristWire points out…

“The spells the player are taught are directly out of The Book of Wiccan and are far more dangerous than anything your child is watching on that Wizards at Waverly Place and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.”

If it wasn’t clear, that article is a joke. ChristWire is basically the Onion for Christians. Though this is very real…

And finally, the best thing to those with mediocre picture taking skills and iPhone has finally hit Skyrim! Yay. Behold, Hipstamatic Skyrim…

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