Video game urinals are a real thing

As if bathroom lines at bars weren’t bad enough, they are about to get a whole lot worse for one London pub.

Video games that you control with your stream are being installed in the UK, and it’s an accident waiting to happen. I can tell you how I feel about this, and it’s not good. At best it cuts down the amount of piss that magically ends up on the floor, but at worst it makes the line to use the bathroom so long that a small-bladdered guy pisses himself while waiting. One of those can be fixed with a mop while the other would require years of therapy.

 

I know plenty of people that have done a little skiing in the stalls, but never at a urinal. It’s a different kind of white powder, if you get my snow drift. Even if I didn’t think this was a bad idea, I still couldn’t see myself picking a bar based on its bathroom. That’s never been one of the determining factors of my nightly agenda. The only time it comes into play is when one spot has a bathroom attendant, which I always do my best to avoid. Is anyone hoping these make their way across the pond and to a bar near you?

via Buzzfeed

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