VIDEO: Hey bro, how much can you give me for this suit of armor from Halo?

When times are tough, we are often forced to part ways with things we love to put food in our stomachs. It’s also times like these in which we come to terms with possible reason why money is an issue to begin with.

Here we have some dude trying to sell his custom built Spartan armor to help pay those student loans on the History Channel show Pawn Stars. He says it’s worth an estimated $5,000-6,000, but would gladly take $2,000-2,500. And in the end…

… Yeah, $200 sounds about right. Sorry, but I know folks who dabble in such things, and know a little about such stuff. Enough to know that the prices he quoted are a bit on the high side. Also, I really feel sorry for the dude’s girlfriend.

Bonus fun-time! Not surprisingly, the comments attached to the YouTube vid are hilarious…

“fuckin nerd, halos no big deal, im not a fan of COD or halo but COD would be worth more because it was game of the year. just because your a virgian doesnt mean halo is cool, to be honestÿ it sucks!”

“Halo is cool. Making a costume is a little much though. Especially if costs $2,000. I don’t know why that guy thought he would get $2,000 for it at Pawn Shop.ÿ He might as well of asked for a blow job from a rock while he was at it. Speaking of blow jobs I’ll buy your girlfriend.”

“DAUUURRR, WADS A HALO? im a fkn drop kick that doesn’t know that the games industry IS the highest selling business model worldwide by far! Fucking delinquents behind the counter.ÿ”

“Corey is such a dipshit, I can’t believe anyone takes his deals. He obviously knows nothing about objects people bring in, all he does is offer 10% of whatever they are asking for and PEOPLE ACCEPT IT. At least with the other guys at the pawn shop customers can expect at least 30-50% of their asking priceÿ but Corey is too busy impressing daddy to know his asshole from his elbow. STOP LETTING CORY GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT. Thank you.”

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