VIDEO: If Man Vs Wild was a video game

Posted by Matt Hawkins on June 30th, 2011 at 11:40 am

It would be called Infinity Bear Saga 6, be like an old school 16-bit RPG, and…

… feature Bear Grylls doing the same stupid crap he does on the show: trying way too hard to impress and feature his bizarre affinity for his own urine…

Reminds me how of much I can’t stand most other role-playing games. Why in the hell should I have to waste valuable funds acquired while defeating beats of burden for food or medicine when I can just drink my own pee. And depending on the game… like any of the Final Fantasy, which features some drop-dead gorgeous ladies… it would be kinda hot?

Please note: the above was a joke. I personally find the whole pee play thing to be supremely gross. I mean, to each his own, whatever does it for you is fine. But good God. Anyway, back on topic, I wonder what the last boss is? Dealing with annoyed viewers at home who can see through Guy’s b.s.? And then having to re-do them, “but for reals”? Come to think of it, that would actually be neat…

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Matt Hawkins Matt Hawkins is an NYC based video game journalist, designer, consultant, and cultralist. He's been published in EGM and GameSetWatch amongst others. Matt also makes comics and zines, is obsessed with cable access, gets into arguments with homeless people all the time, and once had his nipple bitten off during a one night stand. But that's neither here nor there.