VIDEO: Just boating through a couple hundred alligators

Posted by Shawn Norris on July 28th, 2010 at 5:40 pm

This is something out of a nightmare or a movie on the Syfy channel.

At first I thought, this was just some green screened scene from Aligator Wars or All-igators! or Crock-a-die. But I realized that none of them had jetpacks, were of a disproportionate size due to a radiation leak or were totally fighting a top secret military gorilla with robot arms that made him 1000 x stronger than a regular gorilla. Nope, this is just some crazy guy driving his boat through a couple hundred alligators. There couldn’t be a worse time to think you may be low on gas than this 30 second window of time. Only Crocodile Dundee can save you now…

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Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.