VIDEO: Now you’re saving the princess with portals

What happens when you mix Super Mario Bros with Portal? The following video, that’s what. Followed by further examples how and how NOT to do a wacky game related video.

But first off, Mario with a Portal gun…

Another home run from the folks at Dorkly! They’ve been on a roll as of late. Here’s one of my all time favorites btw…

Back to Portal, it’s obviously a hot topic right now, especially amongst those who create game vids. But for whatever reason, there’s not a whole lot to choose from. I only reason why I passed along something Mortal Kombat is because, in fact, there is nothing else good out there! With the exception being the Mega 64 one from last week.

In fact, I stumbled across the following, which might in fact be the worst Portal related clip I’ve seen. So much so that I probably shouldn’t be sharing it, yet I also can’t look away…

… If you head towards the source, you’ll find a message from the creators begging folks to hit the like button a billion times, so it gets the attention of Valve. Anyhow, upon further investigating, I discovered a bunch more from the same crew, including one about the PSN outage, which they meshed with that classic scene from Downfall. Pretty much anyone and their unfunny uncle can put together one that’s worth a couple of chuckles. Or so you’d think…

Jesus, where to begin? First off, what’s up with the font? Not only is nothing timed quite right, but it just gets depressing at the end. Where’s the punchline folks. Oh, and the tinge of hatred towards the women in the clip is kinda “yikes.” Leave it to the experts guys!



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Matt Hawkins Matt Hawkins is an NYC based video game journalist, designer, consultant, and cultralist. He's been published in EGM and GameSetWatch amongst others. Matt also makes comics and zines, is obsessed with cable access, gets into arguments with homeless people all the time, and once had his nipple bitten off during a one night stand. But that's neither here nor there.

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