VIDEO: Unfortunately, that Ron Jeremy as Super Mario porno apparently sucks

Even by early 90s adult flicks trying to cash in on whatever’s popular in pop culture entertainment standards. Which is saying a LOT.

See the image above? It, along with others from the same photo shoot, have been floating around for years. And after all this time, very few have bothered to actually wonder what it was for exactly. For a time, I remember some flash in the pan websites claiming that it was to build attention for their new gaming or men’s lifestyle portal, but that’s mostly definitely false. Well, turns out, it was for a porn called Super Hornio Brothers. And it’s very hard to find.

According to Gameranx, someone at the Something Awful forums tried finding a copy, but to no avail, so he called upon the assistance of his fellow SA goons. Eventually they came across a VHS tape, but for the hefty price of $300. The reason was soon made clear: the rights to both Super Hornio Brothers1 & 2 (there was so much content that it’s just one movie, split in two) were purchased by Nintendo, for obvious reasons. They ceased production of the tapes, though a few copies apparently found themselves in the wild.

Eventually, an “anonymous benefactor” provided the funds necessary to watch the fabled skin flick, and the verdict is: it kinda blows. Highlights include Luigi nailing the Princess, Jeremy as Mario screwing a huge spider lady (no one can seem to figure that part out), and fellow porn luminary Buck Adams as King Koopa. Here’s clips, minus the sex scenes (sorry, or perhaps that’s for the best?)…

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