VIDEO: Watch a variety of Japanese girls sell video games in their homeland

But even in America, I’m confident these girls in bikinis and schoolgirl outfits will help you figured out what game you’ll want next. Maybe.

First off, via Desrtructoid: Dead Rising 2: Off The Record is coming out soon, and to help expound upon the game’s virtues, Capcom decided to film a pair of women playing the game while wearing close to nothing.

Since I don’t have an Asian fetish, the following does nothing for me, since I’m part Korean and all, but I know plenty of you round-eyers will get off on all their silly screaming…

… I guess it would be far more informative and entertaining if I knew what she was saying, but at least the close up on the boobs are appreciated. Anyhow, here’s another, but with a key difference: the girls sitting on one of those work out balls…

… Trust me, if they resembled Emma Watson or the like, I wouldn’t be hatin’. Next, we have an ad for Just Dance Wii, courtesy of Kotaku, featuring AKB48, which is a J-pop “idol” group that has 60 different members. Only a few of the “teams” are featured in the following…

And finally, here’s just a random clip reel of all the booth babes from Tokyo Game Show, via GoNintendo. Instead of screaming or dancing, most are just standing their and waving their hands, like there’s someone off camera with a loaded shotgun pointed right at their face. But that’s how booth babes on that end are supposed to act, I suppose (and it’s somewhat better than the porn star-ish types you generally find at American trade shows)…

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