When celebrities get hit in the face: A video essay

Yesterday, girls around the world were distraught to see their precious Justin Bieber get walloped in the face by a water bottle. And while Justin miraculously recovered from getting hit by a 8 oz piece of plastic, there have been other celebrities who have not fared as well.

Here are their stories:

Geraldo Rivera tries to stop a race riot and takes a stray chair to the nose

Season 1 of ‘Jersey Shore’, Snooki gets drilled in the face by a bar patron

Food Network star Paula Deen gets a frozen ham right in the kisser

Microsoft CEO Bill Gates attacked by a pie wielding man

Elin Nordegren gets the best of Tiger Woods on Thanksgiving night

Bret Michaels face vs. the stage

Lady Gaga is accosted by a bouqet of flowers

‘Housewives’ star Jesse Metcalfe knocked the f out by a guy on the street

And of course, the aforementioned Justin Bieber incident.
(Seeing it only once just doesn’t do it justice.)

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