You can now use your Wii to host a sexy swingers party

Wii isn’t just for nerds. And it’s not just for fatties, either. Now it’s for freaky-deaky, sexy-time-loving swingers too!

That’s thanks to Ubisoft, who’s releasing — for Europe and Wii only right now — a “Sexy Party Game” that will allow couples (or singles, I suppose) to invite people over and get their freak on with a couple of different, um, activities.

Like:

A WIDE AND VARIED RANGE OF 40 FUN AND FLIRTATIOUS GAMES
• Select the mood of your party: Enchanting, Persuasive, Naughty, Adventurous and Brainy.
• Dance to your favourite tunes from film and radio.
• Challenge your mates to a flirty strip-tease.
• Multiplayer up to 4 players.
• A HILARIOUS LIGHT-HEARTED ATMOSPHERE WITH CLEVER CHARACTERS, COY MINI-GAMES AND INTERNATIONALLY POPULAR MUSIC HITS: SUCH AS SEX BOMB, (I’VE HAD THE) TIME OF MY LIFE AND MANY OTHERS!

Basically, if you can bring three really hot female friends over to your house and convince them to play, you will end up either a) in a foursome, b) spanking one of them while the other two make out in the corner or c) getting slapped in the face by all three and then watching Cinemax the rest of the night.

I suggest serving Roofie Coladas.

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