Florida woman arrested has most Florida name EVER
This is the most Florida thing to happen in the history of Florida: a woman named Crystal Meth was arrested for shooting A F*CKING MISSILE at a car.
You can’t even make this isht up!?! I mean, I’m trying to defend my home state with uplifting fishing stories and whatnot, but COME ON. Some chick named Crystal Meth who’d previously been arrested for weed has now been booking for shooting a damn MISSILE at an occupied car.
I remember our bottle rocket fights from childhood pretty fondly, but I can’t see how we got from there to this. In no multiverse do I want to live in a world where we shoot goddamn rockets at cars. That’s too much….Now I know that under that statute ‘missile’ can be interpreted as any number of things (rocks, bullets), but until we know all the details we must assume it was an RPG, right?
But in the mean time, let’s all take a look at her name once again. You can sleep better knowing that there’s someone out there in the Sunshine State named after the hottest street drug around: Crystal Meth.
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