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6 things women try to change about you

6 things women try to change about you

  • 6 things women try to change about you

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    Know how people always say "relationships are about compromise?" Turns out that only applies to men. Women don't have to accept the things they can't change; they can just manipulate their boyfriends into changing! It sounds challenging, but thankfully Cosmo provided them with '10 Ways to Change Your Man (Just a Little)' as a guide. Here are some highlights. -Katie Nolan

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  • 6 Your haircut

    If there's one thing women are really familiar with, it's men's hair and how to cut it and also what you personally like your hair to look like. Women are experts at all of those things. Cosmo suggests that if your girlfriend hates your hair, she buy you a gift certificate to a high-end salon and then compliment the hell out of your new 'do. I imagine it'll sound something like "Oh that faux-hawk makes you look just like the guy I wish I was dating that didn't want to put up with my shit. I LOVE it! And you totally don't look that gay."

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  • 5 Your farts

    You might think there's no way a woman could manipulate you into holding in your bodily functions all day, but you're underestimating the geniuses at Cosmo. "Tell him that if he's going to treat you like one of his buddies, you're going to sleep with him as often as one of his buddies will." OH SNAP! She totally got you there! Start having sex with your buddies immediately. It's the only way.

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  • 4 Your clothes

    Cosmo tells women to create occasions that force you to dress nicely, and then take you shopping to get prepared. Because nothing says "you should want to have sex with me" like acting like your mother on the first day of school.

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  • 3 Your cleaning habits

    Women want you to be clean because cleanliness is next to godliness, and god is SEXY. Cosmo suggests making a formal division of labor around the house because men need to have a purpose. That's one method. Or she could pick up a sponge and know her role.

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  • 2 Your beard

    It's, like, scratchy! According to Cosmo, he won't be hurt if you tell him it's not him, it's his beard. To be honest, you could probably tell him it's him, and his friends, and everything about his life, and he still wouldn't be hurt. Because if you're forcing your boyfriend to shave off his beard, you no longer have a boyfriend to worry about.

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  • 1 Your vagueness

    If you tell a girl you're going to call her later and she doesn't hear from you within 2 hours, it's only logical for her to assume you're dead and leave you 16 voicemails. "Later" and "sometime tonight" are too vague. Women want you to tell them you'll be free at 7:36. That way they can be ready by 9 and make you wait for an hour. Cosmo tells women to make their own plans and if they conflict with their boyfriend's schedule, just remind him that he wasn't specific enough. So essentially, being vague gets you off the hook for the night. You're welcome.

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