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Sex positions to satisfy her… emotionally

Sex positions to satisfy her… emotionally

  • Sex positions to satisfy her… emotionally

    Flickr/Katie Tegtmeyer

    As men, you generally feel one emotion when having sex: happy. Doesn't matter if you had a horrible day at work, your team just lost a big game, or the zombie apocalypse is wreaking havoc; it's sexy time now, and this is a good thing. But women are complicated balls of emotion, and that doesn't change when you (finally) unhook their bras. Female-bible Cosmo put together a list of different sex positions for every emotion a girl might be feeling in the bedroom. As absolutely ridiculous as that sounds, it's only going to help your sexual game to get familiar with this nonsense. So here's a more digestible version of the cupcake-flavored bullshit women's media is feeding your future one-night stand. -Katie Nolan

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  • The Pinwheel

    Cosmo

    For when she's feeling: Experimental

    You know that fantasy you have of girls "experimenting" in college? Assume that same position. Scissor me timbers.

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  • Bucking Bronco

    Cosmo

    For when she's feeling: Naughty

    ...and also lazy. Because calling this "Cowgirl" would imply she's the one who has to do the riding. And we all know that's not bucking happening.

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  • The Soft Rock

    Cosmo

    For when she's feeling: Romantic

    Nothing says romance like a little music. First, you "rap" her in your arms, then you "rock" your hips until you're about to "pop"... and then you "smooth jazz" all over her stomach.

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  • The Time Bomb

    Cosmo

    For when she's feeling: Horny

    Aptly named. Because, horny or not, it's only a matter of minutes before she realizes you're watching porn on the computer screen behind her face and totally blows up.

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  • Pleasure Pick-Me-Up

    Cosmo

    For when she's feeling: Athletic

    What better way to satisfy your need to work out than to mount your man in a way that requires him to support your entire body weight and do all of the work! Feel the burn, ladies!

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  • The Head Game

    Cosmo

    For when she's feeling: Playful

    Because this is exactly what comes to mind when your lady friend tells you she wants to play around with some "head game."

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  • The Dirty Dangle

    Cosmo

    For when she's feeling: Tired

    Please note: contrary to what this image suggests, "tired" is not synonymous with "roofied."

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